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Own the Chaos! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tumbler was inspired by the M7A2 riot control CS (Tear Gas) hand grenade. It is used to control counter-insurgencies and for other tactical missions. The M7A2 is a CS (Tear Gas) filled burning type grenade. CS has a powerful lachrymal effect and is irritating to the upper respiratory passages causing coughing, difficulty in breathing and chest tightness. Heavy concentrations will cause nausea and vomiting and the onset of incapacitation. 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Made with premium stainless steel, its double-wall insulation keeps drinks hot for up to 6 hours or icy cold for up to 10. The unique, textured surface offers a firm grip, and the secure, splash-proof lid prevents spills on the go. Compact, stylish, and built for adventure—this Frag Grenade Tumbler is as eye-catching as it is functional, making it the perfect choice for those who crave a little edge with every sip. Own the Chaos! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis canteen cup was inspired by the M67, an anti-personnel, spherical, high-explosive (HE), fragmentation grenade filled with Composition B explosive. The inner wall is pre-scored and does not contain a fragmentation coil. The grenade has a smooth surface, unlike the Mk II series pineapple casing. The previous M33 grenades were more of an oval shape before transitioning over to the more spherical shape of the updated M67 version. 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Crafted from durable, military-grade stainless steel, it’s built to withstand the heat of battle—whether it’s a long day at work, a weekend BBQ, or an intense workout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sleek, barrel-inspired design packs a punch, while the double-wall insulation keeps your drinks at the perfect temperature for hours, whether you’re sipping an ice-cold refreshment or a piping-hot coffee. With a spill-proof lid and rugged exterior, it's ready for any mission you take it on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFuel your day with explosive style and show the world you're ready for action. The \u003cem\u003e155 High Explosive \u003c\/em\u003eTumbler is your go-to sidekick when you want to make a statement, and never back down from adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis artillery tumbler is inspired by the 155mm M107, a high-explosive (HE), fragmentation, spin-stabilized projectile probably the most widely used of all western artillery projectiles and is still one of the NATO standard projectiles by which all others are measured. The projectile is a hollow steel shell filled with 14.6 pounds of TNT or 15.4 pounds of Composition B.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImage and description courtesy of CAT-UXO.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INERTmugs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47571956531429,"sku":"sku-44488479375669","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/4257\/1493\/files\/155HE.jpg?v=1755718618"},{"product_id":"20oz-hellfire-guided-missile-tumbler-military-inspired-insulated-drinkware","title":"20oz HELLFIRE Guided Missile Tumbler - Military Inspired - Insulated Drinkware","description":"\u003cp\u003eRain HELLFIRE 20oz Guided Missile Tumbler\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLock and load with the *HELLFIRE Strike* 20oz Tumbler—the ultimate weapon in your drinkware arsenal. Designed to resemble a cutting-edge **HELLFIRE guided missile**, this tumbler is engineered for those who demand precision, power, and style in every sip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt from **military-grade stainless steel**, this sleek, missile-inspired tumbler is as durable as it is eye-catching. With its **aerodynamic contours** and **aggressive design**, it’s the perfect way to channel the speed and impact of a high-tech missile straight into your everyday routine. Whether you're fueling up with a steaming cup of coffee or keeping your favorite drink ice-cold, this tumbler’s **double-wall insulation** keeps your beverage at optimal temperature for hours—no mission is too long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith the *HELLFIRE Strike* Tumbler, you don’t just carry a drink—you carry the power to strike with **pinpoint precision**. **Lock. Launch. 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All HELLFIRE missiles are similar in shape in that they have a cylindrical body with a dome-shaped nose section that has four small clipped delta stabilizing-fins in a cruciform configuration. 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Inspired by the relentless force of an artillery battery, this tumbler mirrors the intensity and impact of White Phosphorus munitions, ready to set your drink experience ablaze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from **military-grade stainless steel** and designed to withstand even the toughest operations, this tumbler is built for those who want to make a statement. Its sleek, incendiary look is inspired by the fiery glow of White Phosphorus, while the **double-wall insulation** ensures your drinks stay hot or cold for hours, no matter how intense the mission.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith a **spill-proof, tactical lid** and **bombproof construction**, this tumbler is as tough as they come. Whether you’re sipping a hot cup of coffee on a cold morning or enjoying a chilled drink after a hard day's work, the **White Phosphorus Fury** Tumbler is ready to deliver **maximum impact** every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFuel your day with the relentless power of a force of nature—**unleash the fury**.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis artillery tumbler is inspired by the 155mm M110, a smoke, white phosphorus (WP), spin stabilized, bursting, carrier projectile used to produce screening smoke with a slight incendiary effect. The Smoke WP M110 projectiles consist essentially of a steel projectile containing an M6 burster loaded with Tetrytol running through the center of the main body, and an explosive filler of 15.6 lbs. WP (white phosphorous).  Much like the M34 Smoke Grenade, the WP is used to create a thick cloud of smoke to hide troops and vehicles as they maneuver on the battlefield.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImage and description courtesy of CAT-UXO.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INERTmugs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47571956498661,"sku":"sku-44488394834229","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/4257\/1493\/files\/14.png?v=1755718621"},{"product_id":"14oz-wp-smoke-grenade-tumbler-perfect-for-hot-or-cold-drinks","title":"14oz WP Smoke Grenade Tumbler - Perfect for Hot or Cold Drinks","description":"\u003cp\u003eDiscover the perfect blend of style and functionality with our 14oz WP Smoke Grenade Tumbler. Designed to impress, this tumbler is ideal for both hot and cold drinks, making it a versatile companion for any beverage enthusiast. Despite its striking resemblance to a smoke grenade, rest assured that the only thing smoking from this tumbler will be the steam from your favorite hot drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by the M34 White Phosphorus Hand Grenade, this tumbler pays homage to its military roots while offering a unique and eye-catching design. The White Phosphorus, often referred to as \"W-P\" or \"Willie Pete,\" is known for its ability to burn brightly and produce a thick cloud of smoke, much like the visual impact of this tumbler. Whether you're sipping on a piping hot coffee or a refreshing cold beverage, the 14oz WP Smoke Grenade Tumbler is up for the task. With a capacity of 14 ounces, this tumbler ensures you can enjoy your drink of choice without constantly refilling. Elevate your drinking experience with the 14oz WP Smoke Grenade Tumbler and make a statement with every sip. Perfect for everyday use or as a unique gift for the beverage connoisseur in your life, this tumbler combines style, functionality, and a touch of military-inspired flair. In summary, the 14oz WP Smoke Grenade Tumbler is not just a vessel for your drinks but a conversation starter and a piece of functional art that adds a touch of intrigue to your daily routine. Order yours today and enjoy the perfect balance of form and function with every sip.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INERTmugs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47571956564197,"sku":"sku-44488357609781","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/4257\/1493\/files\/WPSMOKEGRENADE.jpg?v=1755718618"},{"product_id":"20oz-vx-chemical-tumbler-military-inspired-insulated-drinkware","title":"20oz VX Chemical Tumbler - Military Inspired - Insulated Drinkware","description":"\u003cp\u003eUnleash your inner rebel with the **VX Chemical Weapon-Inspired 20oz Tumbler**—a fierce fusion of style, power, and intrigue. Designed to turn heads, this chemical tumbler mimics the unmistakable form of a VX chemical weapon canister, with detailed accents that evoke a sense of danger and mystery. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from premium stainless steel, it promises unparalleled durability and performance. The double-wall vacuum insulation keeps your drinks icy cold or piping hot for hours, while the spill-proof lid ensures you can take it on any mission—no leaks, no mess. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its matte black finish, military-grade aesthetic, and eye-catching design, this tumbler isn't just a drink holder—it's a statement. For those who dare to stand out, the **VX Chemical Weapon-Inspired 20oz Tumbler** is your ultimate companion. Grab yours now and add a touch of danger to your daily routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis is the 155mm M121, a chemical, spin stabilized projectile used to dispense various chemical warfare agents on the battlefield.  This particular round holds a nerve agent known as VX, short for Venomous Agent X.  Symptoms of VX exposure include: chest tightness, confusion, drowsiness, sweating, rapid breathing, convulsions, loss of consciousness, respiratory failure, and death.  It is currently banned under the Chemical Weapons Convention of 1993.  The U.S. is currently safety destroying its stock pile of chemical weapons. 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The durable powder-coated finish adds a rugged look while ensuring a non-slip grip. A secure, spill-resistant lid keeps your favorite beverages safe on the go. Whether you’re sipping coffee during your morning commute or staying hydrated on an outdoor adventure, this tumbler delivers explosive style and reliable performance with every sip!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tumbler is inspired by the 500lb Mk-82, a high-explosive (HE), unguided, low-drag general-purpose (LDGP), aircraft bomb, part of the Mark 80 series which can be fitted either with a standard tail unit or retarded tail unit for low-level attack or as the warhead for a Laser-Guided Bomb assembly, the warhead for a Television Guided bomb or a GPS Guided bomb known as the JDAM (Joint Direct Attack Munition). 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Featuring an olive drab body, yellow projectile markings, and copper driving band detail, it's a conversation piece built for military enthusiasts, veterans, collectors, and anyone who appreciates military history.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConstructed from durable double-wall stainless steel, this tumbler keeps your coffee hot and your drinks cold while displaying a design that stands out from ordinary drinkware.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're headed to the range, the office, the campsite, or just relaxing with fellow veterans, the M433 HEDP tumbler delivers a unique blend of military heritage and everyday functionality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 16oz double-wall insulated stainless steel construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Durable powder-coated finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Military-inspired M433 HEDP projectile design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Clear sliding lid included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Fits most cup holders\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Designed by INERTmugs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Perfect for veterans, collectors, artillerymen, grenadiers, and military history enthusiasts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning: May attract stories that start with, \"Back when I carried a bloop gun...\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INERTmugs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49538588475621,"sku":"sku-52980883718453","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/4257\/1493\/files\/ChatGPTImageJun9_2026_05_46_48PM.png?v=1781527439"},{"product_id":"20oz-usmc-crayonz-series-tumbler","title":"20oz USMC Crayonz Series Tumbler","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 11.2pt; mso-outline-level: 2;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Crayonz Series – 20oz Stainless Steel Tumbler\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-outline-level: 1;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-font-kerning: 18.0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e Hydration Level: Motivated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-outline-level: 3;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eFlavor: Depends on which crayon you pick.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-outline-level: 3;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eIntroducing the Inert Mugs Crayonz Tumbler — the only drinkware inspired by the nutritional cornerstone of the Marine Corps: crayons. Whether you’re active duty, a salty vet, or just someone who appreciates a good moto joke, this 20oz stainless steel beast is ready to deploy right into your hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 9.0pt; mso-outline-level: 3;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBuilt like an LAV and insulated tighter than your drill instructor’s haircut, this tumbler keeps your drinks ice-cold or lava-hot for hours — even during field day, PMCS, or the classic Marine pastime of standing around “waiting on word.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 10.5pt; mso-outline-level: 3;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e🎨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; 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No.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAccurate? Absolutely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e☕ Tumbler Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e20oz stainless steel tumbler\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDouble-wall vacuum insulation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeeps drinks hot or cold for hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable, sweat-resistant exterior\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClear lid for easy sipping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for coffee, water, or whatever keeps you mission-ready\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INERTmugs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49538589884645,"sku":"IM-20-SUB-MRE-SPG","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/4257\/1493\/files\/IMG-1084.png?v=1781527497"},{"product_id":"20oz-mre-chili-mac","title":"20oz MRE Chili Mac","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMenu 10. 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