20oz USMC Crayonz Series Tumbler

🔥 Crayonz Series – 20oz Stainless Steel Tumbler

 Hydration Level: Motivated.

Flavor: Depends on which crayon you pick.

Introducing the Inert Mugs Crayonz Tumbler — the only drinkware inspired by the nutritional cornerstone of the Marine Corps: crayons. Whether you’re active duty, a salty vet, or just someone who appreciates a good moto joke, this 20oz stainless steel beast is ready to deploy right into your hand.

Built like an LAV and insulated tighter than your drill instructor’s haircut, this tumbler keeps your drinks ice-cold or lava-hot for hours — even during field day, PMCS, or the classic Marine pastime of standing around “waiting on word.”

🎨 Pick Your Flavor—Uh, Color

Choose from our officially-unofficial crayon roster:

• Blood Stripe Red – For the Marine who bleeds motivation… and occasionally from bad life choices.
• Blue Falcon Berry – “Teamwork” not included.
• Green Weenie – Because sometimes life just happens to you.
• Footprint Yellow, Cover Your Grape and more fan favorites.

 Each design features our signature kid-drawn crayon aesthetic, because nothing honors the Corps quite like looking like it was scribbled together by a highly motivated 5-year-old with a sugar rush.

⚙️ Features That Would Impress Even Supply

• 20oz straight-wall stainless steel — durable, tough, and won’t “fall off the truck.”
• Double-wall vacuum insulation — keeps drinks cold longer than a Lance Corporal keeps secrets.
• Sweat-free exterior — unlike you during your PFT.
• Perfect for decals, wraps, and mandatory hydration.

🎁 Who’s It For?

Marines, prior service, dependas with humor, civilians dating Marines, or anyone who’s ever witnessed the majestic moment of a Devil Dog taking a bite out of a Crayola 64-pack.